Susan Boyle has set the British music scene abuzz by revealing her “top 5 most hated artists,” a list that’s as shocking as it is hilarious, with each name tied to a bizarre, almost unbelievable reason — from strange backstage habits to pranks that no one could stand — but it’s one unexpected final detail that truly sent social media into a frenzy, sparking thousands of heated and hilarious comments.

No. 5: Simon Cowell. Susan laughed: “I hate Simon because he’s always wearing those deep V-neck T-shirts, showing off his chest like it’s part of his contract. Worse, he once criticised my shoes… on live TV.”

No. 4: Adele. “I hate Adele because every time she sings, the whole room bursts into tears… and there goes my mascara, completely ruined. Totally unfair,” Susan teased.

No. 3: Ed Sheeran. “I hate him because he writes songs far too quickly. I take months to perfect one track, and he can write a hit while… having a cup of tea.”

No. 2: Lewis Capaldi. “I hate Lewis because he tells jokes better than he sings. I once invited him to join me on stage, and the audience ended up laughing at him instead of paying attention to me.”

No. 1: Rod Stewart. Susan put on a mock-serious tone: “I hate Rod because his hair looks perfect even when he’s just rolled out of bed. I need a full hour with a hairdryer to look half as decent.”

When the host asked if the list could change, Susan grinned: “Absolutely… if someone buys me a proper cup of tea and a nice tart, they’re off the list immediately.”

The interview ended in roaring laughter, with fans flooding social media: “This is the cutest hate list I’ve ever heard” and “Susan Boyle could turn any question into a full-blown comedy act.”